18 Nov 2008

KFC

Kill the Flying Chicken

"Oh but chickens don't fly"
Why?
Because their brains are too small to imagine such thing. And everything starts with your imagination. If you can't imagine a situation and abstract your thoughts, then it will never come true because it didn't even exist in the first place.

Then why can't humans fly?
Oh, we can! We developed and optimized appropriate devices, such as airplanes or balloons, to efficiently transport a human being from one place to another by air! Of course, imagination can be a dangerous thing...and some imaginative guys though that it would be fun and innovative to kill millions of people using military aircrafts equipped with detonable explosives and bombs directed to specific (human) targets.

In conclusion, chickens are not aware of their potential to fly, while humans' imagination has no limits and thus their actions will always be unpredictable. (now try to model that)

Next time you see a flying chicken...Take action... You'll never know what her next step is going to be!

(by the way if you're reading this, you have a chicken brain ah ah ah hi hi hi)

2 comments:

  1. And about a pigeon??:P

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  2. com'on iris, u know better than that! Pigeons can't fly!! But crocodiles can, says the great great Nunes da Silva, from the great great FCUP FCUP - "mas voam baixinho.." acrescenta o doutor

    see u in a while*

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